Gumbo and the bully

Today was going to be a random day. I had no intention of being profound. The last two days around here have been heavy in length and dialogue and, while the weather is on the verge of changing for the better (I whisper l’est the cloud over Cleveland hears me), I still haven’t been very [...]

Whatever Wednesday… In Reverse

I’m a day late. I know. Yesterday, the real world would not let me come here. Wouldn’t let me visit. Wouldn’t let me chat. Wouldn’t let me come up for air. It was not cool. I felt… off. I can’t really explain it except to say I feel unbalanced if I don’t unload my brain [...]

Gastrotypographicalassemblage & Whatever Wednesday

Let me start with a few announcements and housekeeping matters… I won’t be here tomorrow. Tomorrow is the surgery to remove my gall bladder which BFam has told the children is really a surgery to remove my brain. When we first discussed it, Mooter was positive they were removing my entire stomach which worried her [...]

My favorite monster

Growing up, Grover was my favorite monster on Sesame Street. It started with the show, then was solidified with this book. Years later, I bought that same book for my girls, hoping it made them just as happy as it made me a child. Luckily, Mooter is all over it. She guffaws at all the [...]

They have to come from somewhere

You ever see a goofy person, really funny person, or just plain ole odd person and wonder, “Who gave birth to you?” I often look at funny people and think, dangit, they are so funny, I wonder who their parents are. (This is going to be one of those examples where I feature something or [...]

Whatever Wednesday: Use The Force

I mention that I have no sense of direction. I’m routinely lost. I have no map in my head, no idea of where I am half the time. What a relief when GPS came along. Sure, most people complain that it makes drivers lazy because now you don’t have to think about where you’re going. [...]