I am so happy this show is back on, I don’t know what to do with myself.
One might look at little Zay Zay and assume his comedy routine is racist. But when I can see myself, and my mother, and her mother before her, in every one of his jokes? That’s called The Truth. Ask Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. “Fix your face” is a staple in my house.
Probably one of my favorite Siri spoofs so far, just for the creativity of it.
This game will get played over the weekend. Hellurr? Hellurr.
Steve Carrell is on Twitter. Run, don’t walk, to follow him. It’s been a little over a week since its launch and his presence has already spawned a bogus account with jokes about Snooki’s rumored pregnancy. Hilarious.
My actual day-to-day job lies within one of these memes. I won’t tell you which, but will say this: accurate.
The next POTUS: “If you believe in yourself, you will know how to ride a bike!”
This is why America is fat. I was physically ill just looking at it.
I hope this isn’t the only way I’ll get to see Paris.