Him: Booger. Are you going to show Mommy your surprise?
Her: [thinking] OH! [shows feet] *squeeeeeeee*
Me: What?! What is this madness?
Her: Daddy dood it.
Me: Daddy dood that to your toes?
Her: Yah. He dood that and he and I he, h-h-heee said he fiss my toe becoss I had a toenail and it broked and he fissed it. Den he say, he say he polish dem.
Me: [to BFam] Is this true? You polished my child’s nails?
Him: She said, “Look Daddy. My toenail is broken.” I fixed it. Then I said, “Go on and pick you out a color, girl.” Now tell me I’m not bad. Tell me Daddy ain’t the business. I can do some toes. Don’t hate.
Me: Two things: 1) You’ve been home from work entirely too long.
Him: And the other? It better not be that I can’t do nails because Daddy is the BIZ-OMB!
Me: No. The other is that you were meant to have girls. I hope you know that.
~HD
Steph May 26, 2011 at 8:18 am
I LOVE when you do Booger. I agree with Cheri, hilarious! At first I thought those might be his feet in the picture. Now THAT would have made me fall over laughing.
dmarie May 26, 2011 at 9:58 am
HAHAHA! Oh, man, what a visual! I can’t wait to tell him what you said. DYING!
Cheri May 25, 2011 at 9:19 am
I almost fell out of my chair from the cuteness.
dmarie May 26, 2011 at 9:59 am
She tries, Cheri. When she’s not being a jerk, she tries.